was nearly run over by the bagpipers marching in the town parade. received a casual thumbs up from billy joel as he drove past me on his indian motorcycle whilst wearing an eight foot long native american headdress. ate assorted fruit at a party i accidentally wandered into (at a random house where no one seemed to know the host). packed the whole family into my ridiculously small car because it’s “patriotically” colored. barbecued and boozed with my friends’ parents. was heckled by my father while playing lawn games.
unpack. deal with visa shenanigans. buy a new phone. hold a memorial service for my old phone. spend a day at fire island with the fiercesome foursome. make multiple taby’s runs. buy “working girl” clothes. get a haircut. eat strawberry italian ice from bonanzas. play mario party. get fingerprinted. see moonrise kingdom. hit up red mango at least twice. get a new debit card. pack.